Fic Requests

It's me.
Fic requests! Because I want to write stuff and have no idea what I want to write, someone save me.
Anyway. I'm not charging anyone any money for these, nor am I doing this for any reason outside of fun; I cannot guarantee quality, but I can guarantee that I make up for my shortcomings with a can-do attitude. Also I'm cute. That's gotta count for something.

And now for how this whole thing is gonna work. Y'all want some guidelines? I'll give you some guidelines!
1. Leave me a request in the comments. Leave multiple requests! I won't tell you what to do.
2. That's it. That's all you have to do.
3. Have patience! I'll write as things strike me. This may take a while, this may take thirty minutes, it all depends on how I'm feeling and how things end up working out RL-wise.
4. Be aware that it will probably not be a masterpiece. Length and quality may vary, depending on a number of factors. But hey! It's free words.
5. Be respectful. I'm doing my best. Also, if I refuse a request for any reason, please respect my answer.
6. All requests may not be fulfilled. Again, I write as things strike me and as life allows. If I do not fulfill a request it is nothing against you, and no insult is intended.

STUFF I WILL WRITE:
- Character studies
- Pairings/ships
- Unrequited ships
- Canons I am familiar with
- Canons I am not familiar with but can easily research
- Characters I know through RP
- RP fic for past CR we've had
- Murdergame fic for games I've been in
- AUs/What-ifs
- Hanahaki
- Hurt/comfort
- NSFW/kinkfic
- Noncon/dubcon
- Gore
- Character death
- Massive age differences
- Underaged characters in NSFW situations
- Child abuse
- Heavy drug/alcohol usage
- Fics centered around addiction
- Anything dealing with the current political climate

NO IDEA WHAT TO ASK FOR? NO PROBLEM.
I've got a post full of prompts for you that I totally stole from Redd. I had her permission, though, so is it really stealing? I think not. That said, it's a good list, so go check it out.
And that is about all there is, thank you so much for humoring me! Leave a comment below, or if you don't feel like shouting your request in front of God and everyone you can PP me personally on plurk!

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- azume camilla and jake and life in the RE world. whatever you think would be most fun tbh!!
- this is terrible but hear me out: genealogy of the holy war but rin is with sigurd's army AU. whatever you think would be most fun here too tbh, but interaction with deeds would be cute
- brit/mallick hanahaki au?? maybe mutual hanahaki because they're both fucking idiots, but feel free to do what you like here too
i may think of more and edit this comment, but for now, this is all the nonsense ideas i can think of!!